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John Mayer killed Santa Clause….

Not only is the world fundamentally changing and twisting and also some how staying exactly the same, but there are people out there sucking up the lime light with disgusting fervor; and shamelessly. This should please me, given that, as Audrey Hepburn so wisely put “it wrecks a girls complexion.” However, some dreams of mine have been shattered and this technological hell mouth seems the only appropriate place to air my grievances. … Continue readingJohn Mayer killed Santa Clause….

The mysterious history of Valentine’s Day.

“In Rome, during the third century, it is rumored that a priest serving under the emperor Claudius II went rogue, making himself a legend. His name was Valentine, and after a law was passed banning marriage in an effort to strengthen the troops frame of mind, Valentine continued to preform marriages in secret. Once discovered, the priest was sentenced to death and spent his last days publicly worshipped by all the young couples that he had helped.”
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